The insurance agency that says the quiet part out loud.
Life insurance is a euphemism for death insurance. We built an agency around admitting that.
Who we are
Typical Insurance LLC is an independent life insurance agency serving all fifty states. We help individuals, families, and business owners figure out what happens to the people they love financially if they die, and then fix it, usually for less than they spend on delivery burritos.
The marketing is satirical. The coverage is not. Behind the tombstones and the GoFundMe jokes is a licensed agency, real carriers, and real policies that pay real death benefits.
What we do
We quote and place term life, whole life, disability, and business coverage across multiple carriers. Because we're independent and non-captive, no carrier tells us what to recommend. We place the policy that fits you, even when a different one would pay us more.
We also believe you should see numbers before you talk to anyone. That's why the calculator, the quiz, and the rate guide all work without giving us your phone number first.
The human behind it
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Alexander Venovski
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Alexander Venovski is the owner and operator of Typical Insurance LLC, and a licensed life, health, and annuities agent. He also writes everything on this site.
- LicensesLife, Health & Annuities · License #215
- StructureIndependent, non-captive agency
- Service areaAll fifty states
Based in Orlando, serving everywhere
Typical Insurance is headquartered in downtown Orlando, Florida, at 155 S Court Ave. We work with clients across Central Florida, from Winter Park to Kissimmee to Lake Nona, and, because life insurance doesn't care about county lines, with clients in all fifty states by phone and email.
If you're local, you're welcome to put a face to the tombstone. If you're in Alaska, the coverage works exactly the same.
Straight answers
Yes. Typical Insurance LLC is a licensed independent agency (License #215) headquartered in Orlando, Florida, serving all fifty states. The marketing is satirical. The coverage is not.
No. We're independent and non-captive. We quote across multiple carriers and recommend what fits you, full stop.
Carriers pay us a commission when a policy is placed. You never pay us a fee, and the commission doesn't change your premium. The price is the price.
No. The calculator, quiz, and rate guide are all self-serve. Talk to a human when you're ready, not before.